We were given a rental minivan while our car was in the shop for some bodywork (not my fault this time). When I was body wrestling Charlotte into her carseat, which I'm too old for, by the way, she was hollering that she didn't want a minivan.
Come to find out she wanted a mickeyvan.
Oh, and I also appreciated this one, courtesy of McPracticality:
"Kids! Get outside and entertain yourselves! Why do you think we had four kids?"
good one, babe.